1. Little boys can't control where they pee—doctors, their faces, toys—nothing is safe. Will fountain-peed twice at the pediatrician's office two days in a row in different examining rooms. We all had to duck and cover.
2. Check yourself before leaving the house. Matt went to the store in his house slippers. Twice. Almost three times.
3. No matter how small your older child still is, he will seem giant in every way—physical size, volume, temperament—especially compared to an 8lb infant.
4. There's a special place in heaven for people who bring new parents food.
5. Setting an alarm for 3am to wake up and feed a sleeping baby is rough.
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| Yes, Matt was the weird/creepy guy wearing slippers at Safeway. |
